Category: Satire

Where did it say organic? Your Honor, to set the record straight, I’ve never shoplifted in my life. The pandemic is over. Supply chain issues

We at Sentinel Select Home Insurance are writing to inform you of important changes to your homeowner’s insurance policy. Previously covered Acts of God are

Dear Valued AR15 Owner:

You are receiving this notice because our records show you currently own, or have purchased in the past, our AR15 assault rifle. First, thank you for choosing the AR as your weapon of choice.