Writings
I have rescinded my executive order renaming Mount McKinley, Mount McKinley. Apparently, I upset some of my Alaskan friends when…
Where did it say organic? Your Honor, to set the record straight, I’ve never shoplifted in my life. The pandemic…
We at Sentinel Select Home Insurance are writing to inform you of important changes to your homeowner’s insurance policy. Previously…
If you climb Wolverine Peak in the Chugach front range, you might see the airplane wreckage just below the upper…
It’s March, but still too early. No nectar to nourish the depleted hummingbird, probing skeletal blueberry plants. No open water…
Dear Valued AR15 Owner: You are receiving this notice because our records show you currently own, or have purchased in…
Steelers versus Patriots. Miller versus Budweiser. Polaris versus Arctic Cat. Meaningless debate feeds the male ego. We’ve all heard the…
Upon a sand bar, an odyssey ends. The tide recedes and with it, life. A final flare of gills, one…
Greeting the New Normal