In Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

We at Sentinel Select Home Insurance are writing to inform you of important changes to your homeowner’s insurance policy. Previously covered Acts of God are now deemed human acts, or more specifically, failures to act. Catastrophes once considered natural disasters are now classified as unnatural because of human negligence.

To read additional work, please search Thomas Pease on Medium.com.

https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/your-catastrophic-insurance-coverage-no-longer-covers-catastrophes-16d655e79e30

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